Does Santa really exist for babies and toddlers? Let me be frank, do I need to buy presents for my 20 mo. little monster?

• Hell yes, you stingy a-hole! Christmas is for everyone, even the dog.

• Get real dude. Total waste of money; they have absolutely no concept of Christmas and are more focused on the basics: eating, sleeping, farting, etc.

• If you must, but be practical. If you feel like giving anything, open up a College savings plan for your spoiled brat, err, special child.