If I could make it illegal for Sherri Shepherd to Twit about one thing, it would be:

• Her Emmy for Best Supporting Actress - The View

• PLEASE contact Lifetime and ask them to renew my sitcom Sherri.

• I KNOW you love my book Permission Slips. I just like to hear you say it. Again. Again please.

• Anything involving men, i.e., hitting on men, making sweet love with men, etc.

• Babysitters suck.

• All of the above.

• Other: