If you could rewrite this line with an even WORSE alternative, which of these would you choose?

• "Oh, Sylar, your skin is so warm, I feel like I'd get burned if I touched it for too long."

• "Oh, Sylar, your hair is so silky, it feels like it's been cleansed in the fountains of paradise."

• "Oh, Sylar, your hands are so masculine, I feel like I could get lost in your probing fingers for days."

• "Oh, Sylar, your lips are like honeycombs, so sweet to the taste that I get a sugar rush just thinking of them."

• "Oh, Mandy, well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking, I need you today, oh, Mandy."