when it really starts to burn or bleed, that's when i wet the shit. It's like that little fire extinguisher behind glass with the hammer chained to the case... use only in case of emergency.
That Dude - 2 years ago
I don't give a damn if my girl smoke weed like a damned chimney. She will NOT smoke with me and my homeboys. And i'll tell you why. Nigga gonna hit you on ya cell, that following Tuesday "like what up?" "What you gettin' into after work?" Then, you gonna be like, "nah, i'm gettin' up on some of this O.T. for the rest of the week." Then this nigga will call your crib(if he got ya home phone# to see if ya girl answers, just to confirm that shit), or his ass just might pop up at ya crib, with weed in hand. Ya girl answers the door like, "Nah, he ain't here." This nigga is like, "Ah, damn...I was gonna blow one wit' his ass...you feel like smokin'" And ya girl is like, "yeah, that's cool" About 30 minutes later, they both buzzin' watchin' "skinemax" when this nigga says some shit like, "see ain't too many women out here, can suck a dick like shorty on this movie right here." And I know or a fact that when women get high, they get horny and wanna suck dick. And he knows this too. That's why he said it. Next thing you know, you that nigga on Maury...and ya girl talkin' about..."well, you're ALWAYS working." ....You are NOT the father!!!
Malaika - 2 years ago
i wish i would wet some toilet paper..our ish is too cheap fa all that. that mess would be fallin apart and shit. 1-ply like sandpaper. lol
frotinhamenino - 2 years ago
neither one of them, i wash myself is part of my faith i feel cleaner doing so
2TooFlY - 2 years ago
Gotdam LEX....What it Do..whea you from.....lmao...u free tonite
Lex - 2 years ago
I picked wet the paper because I do.. but not with water. I don't know about other females but I wet the toilet paper with my vaginal secretions before I wipe my ass. Makes for better clean up *kanye shrug*
when it really starts to burn or bleed, that's when i wet the shit. It's like that little fire extinguisher behind glass with the hammer chained to the case... use only in case of emergency.
I don't give a damn if my girl smoke weed like a damned chimney. She will NOT smoke with me and my homeboys. And i'll tell you why. Nigga gonna hit you on ya cell, that following Tuesday "like what up?" "What you gettin' into after work?" Then, you gonna be like, "nah, i'm gettin' up on some of this O.T. for the rest of the week." Then this nigga will call your crib(if he got ya home phone# to see if ya girl answers, just to confirm that shit), or his ass just might pop up at ya crib, with weed in hand. Ya girl answers the door like, "Nah, he ain't here." This nigga is like, "Ah, damn...I was gonna blow one wit' his ass...you feel like smokin'" And ya girl is like, "yeah, that's cool" About 30 minutes later, they both buzzin' watchin' "skinemax" when this nigga says some shit like, "see ain't too many women out here, can suck a dick like shorty on this movie right here." And I know or a fact that when women get high, they get horny and wanna suck dick. And he knows this too. That's why he said it. Next thing you know, you that nigga on Maury...and ya girl talkin' about..."well, you're ALWAYS working." ....You are NOT the father!!!
i wish i would wet some toilet paper..our ish is too cheap fa all that. that mess would be fallin apart and shit. 1-ply like sandpaper. lol
neither one of them, i wash myself is part of my faith i feel cleaner doing so
Gotdam LEX....What it Do..whea you from.....lmao...u free tonite
I picked wet the paper because I do.. but not with water. I don't know about other females but I wet the toilet paper with my vaginal secretions before I wipe my ass. Makes for better clean up *kanye shrug*