Who is the 2009 Beta of the Year?
January winner: Man who stood by wife who took a hit out on him. (reader Yogi)
February winner: Man who consoled cheating wife while she laid flowers on lover's grave. (reader 11minutes)
March winner: Ex-husband who invited his ex-wife and her new husband to live in his home. (reader stacy)
April winner: Man who directed cheeseball video of himself professing his undying love for an ex. (reader Ben)
May winner: New York Beta Times reporter who married spendthrift old broad and couldn't control her extravagance. (reader el chief)
June winner: Billionaire heir who can't bring himself to dump raging slut. (reader cz)
July winner: SWPL man who wonders why his wife has so many male Facebook friends. (reader Seeking Alpha)
August winner: Upper class WASP who politely asks eurotrash interloper to stop schtupping his wife. (reader Billy Blaze)
September winner: Husband who tolerates wife consorting with serial killer. (reader entrepoon)
October winner: Croatian tennis pro who marries has-been single mom cougar. (reader waysa)
November winner: Cuckold who confronts cheating girlfriend by asking her what he can do to make her love him. (reader Patrick)
December winner: Throat slashed survivor who tries to get murderous wife's sentence reduced. (reader Ninja Duck)
Vote
View Results
See this poll on:
https://poll.fm/2523215/embed
Leave a Comment
Your Name
Please enter your name.
Email Address
Please enter your email address.
Your Website (optional)
Your Comment
Please enter a comment.
0
/4000 chars
Submit Comment
Leave a Comment