If Lauren had finished this sentence, how would it have ended? "Your father and I are..."

• ... "planning to raid the carnival to shoot the hell out of everyone and to stop their wacko leader."

• ... "working. Together. Professionally. Not in any way romantically."

• ... "cooking ratatouille before using our interdimensional Magik Compass to visit the Parkmans for dinner."

• ... "seeing each other, even though he just broke up with his wife and I'm a marriage-wrecking shrew and there's absolutely no reason for us to be together."

• ... "having sex, because I'm hot and because your dad will send the ratings skyrocketing when he gets naked."