By Easter Sunday, which of the following would you rather see happen?

• ObamaCare is passed by Congress and signed by President Obama.

• You are forced to star in a reality TV show that documents Dustin Diamond following you around for a year wearing a chicken costume.

• Your state passes a law that forces Meghan McCain to personally wake you up every morning singing "Pants on the Ground." Plus she will stay for breakfast, on you.

• Howard Dean moves in next door to you and yells at the top of his lungs "I'm Batman" every night at 10PM.