Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near? (Poll Closed)

• You have worms.
  17%
  12 votes
   
• You have a target tattooed on the top of your bald head.
  10%
  7 votes
   
• You're dying of thirst in the desert.
  9%
  6 votes
   
• You've neglected to vacuum the Cheeto's crumbs out of your navel again.
  11%
  8 votes
   
• You smell like bird pussy.
  53%
  37 votes