Why do you worship Science?
It provides everything we need.
The Internet testifies to its power and glory.
It is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
It has utterly destroyed all other gods.
Darwin made me do it.
Without the testimony of Science, it is impossible to accept the Bible as true.
The Earth, Cosmos, Life, and Nature goddesses call to me.
Science has taken away all my sins and set me free.
So many martyrs died for the cause of Science.
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
I have had ecstatic experiences in which I have spoken in the jargon of Scientists.
None may come to the Universal Laws except through Science.
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