How come you're here?

• I don't know you. I was dumped here randomly by Google, but I can't resist answering questions on the web.

• I read your blog occasionally and thought I'd at least acknowledge the fact, but I don't know you in Real Life (tm).

• I read your blog religiously because I know you from work or from somewhere else.

• I am your mother.

• These questions are rubbish and do not include an option which describes me.

• Other: