If you found a monster under your bed you would NOT want it to be

• A monkey that had the bill of a duck billed platypus and 8 long, wavy arms that resembled the tentacles of an Octopus

• A smelly old guy who said his words slowly and wanted to explain to you the correct way to dry sponges

• A jovial, rolly-polly, red faced man that wanted to tell you funny stories that made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe

• A mutant gym teacher whose head could inflate to the size of a giant boulder and could REALLY get in your face when you couldn't do 10 pushups