There are signs in my office directing people to something called CYCAD TRAINING. This can mean only one of the following: (poll 3052539)

There are signs in my office directing people to something called CYCAD TRAINING. This can mean only one of the following:

People are being trained to act like cycads. ("FEEL your roots.") I can see no use for this in society. Question: are costumes included?

People are training cycads - for what, I don't know. Do they use whips? Clearly the government is planning something.

'CYCAD' is code for a top secret government initiative, and all of the journalists in my office double up as secret government agents.

In an unsettling combination of the above, humans and cycads have entered into the first inter-species alliance. All of the above applies.

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