What should I do to raise money to support me and my walk?

• Sell a kidney to the black market

• Kidnap Berlusconi and ask for the ransom, before it gets too late to give him away...

• Get a crap job for a while (please don't vote this choice!)

• Sell the private phone number of the pope to an association of victims of paedophilia

• Start a business as clairvoyant (before 2012)

• Train my sister's dog Lucky to play cards and go to Las Vegas...if the name means something...

• Steal the soccer world cup and sell it to France

• Threaten Italians saying I'll give them back Berlusconi and ask for a second ransom...

• Rob my kidney back and sell it again at the second hand market...

• Spare change...

• Other: