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You can argue it either way. Man O' War did not win a triple crown, whereas Secretariat did.
Man O' War also never raced the Kentucky Derby because the owner hated racing in Kentucky. I don't know if the Secretariat/WLU connection is true.
Just don't get sassy, or say brash things without fully analyzing the facts. Sheesh.
How little our school has prepared us for life??? I dare you to find how many WnL alumnus are wealthy as shit. This place is connected.
Every night, I smoke a bowl less than 50 feet from Robert E. Lee's grave, along with his seven children, wife, and horse (traveller). Stonewall Jackson's grave is not far away either, quarter mile.
Yes, we frat hard. Yes, we're the shit. Yes, I'll have a Stumble Fuck on the rocks
Hate to break it to you guys but Kentucky never sided with anyone. When the state was invaded, it first became confederate and after all, Jefferson Davis was born in our state. Please, everyone knows that Man O' War, a horse born in Kentucky, was the best race horse of all time. 20 wins from 21 starts while Sec. was 16 wins from 21.
Please don't give me the opportunity to point out how much you guys suck and how little your school has prepared you for life.
Uh, bro, I hate to break it to you, but though Kentucky may have been south of the Mason-Dixon Line, it sided with Lincoln. Also, Louisville as a dumpy midwestern city full of toothless hillbillys. You mentioned the Derby, which I respect. However, Secretariat, the greatest racehorse of all time, was a Virginia-bred racehorse, and his owner was a W&L alumnus. The blue and white racing silks were for Washington and Lee, not Kentucky, which is why they're sitting in our trophy case.
Peace and love, brutha.
Its funny how you said "Kentucky has frattier things to do than to worry about whether or not some tiny college in the middle of buttfuck yankee nowhere jumps on their nerdy computers all day to vote on who's frattier." and then did a 9 page paper analyzing points of frattiness while we went and got hammered during spring term.
Somebody needs to spend more time fratting and less time writing analytical essays.
Kentucky has frattier things to do than to worry about whether or not some tiny college in the middle of buttfuck yankee nowhere jumps on their nerdy computers all day to vote on who's frattier. If you haven't heard, the Kentucky Derby, an iconic southern tradition to rival nearly any other in the southern United States, is only a few days away. Needless to say, we're planning great things.
If you would like a lesson in how to essentially "frat hard," we invite you to visit our sublime bluegrass state to learn many things:
1) Vineyard Vines is for Yankees. Martha's Vineyard?, pshh, fuck that. No self-respecting southern gentleman would be caught dead in such yuppie gear. We support Southern Proper, Crittendens Closet and Polo.
2) Virginia needs to get back to its roots fast before you guys forsake biscuits for bagels.
3) "Sunglass necklaces" are referred to as "Croakies." Your lame ass culture also demands that a coke is called "pop," which is also incorrect. Doesn't matter if it's Dr. Pepper, Sprite or a Mountain Dew, it's a fucking coke where frat men come from. We're partial to Atlanta, not Pepsi Co.
4) Alcohol, (whiskey in particular) becomes so significant to a frat man in our state that it's given a different name known to the masses as bourbon.
5) Your khaki shorts don't mean shit. We're the "Happy Chandlers" of southern haberdashery. We wear salmon, seersucker, sky blue, and bright yellow shorts. I guess Khaki matches the dirt color of your naturally cold climate and terrain so maybe it's appropriate for you.
6) There are 44 greek organizations on our campus with four in the oven. You'll never catch up.
7) We frat tab at the Keeneland racetrack, dressed in our best with our ladies in summer dresses. Celebrities come to our frattiest event of the year, the Derby. There, in just one talking point alone, you can be considered to be owned.
8) Finally, our state's unofficial motto: "Kentucky, the home of fast women and beautiful horses."
We're a small liberal arts school in Lexington, Virginia, where 85% of the student body goes Greek. We have 17 fraternities and 6 sororities, and khaki shorts with button downs and sunglass necklaces are the norm in terms of fashion. Just to give you an idea, the Washington and Lee university store is the biggest purveyor of Vineyard Vines in the United States. Super preppy, and supremely fratty.
Who is Washington and Lee?