Why has Tyra gone jumpsuit-mad?

• The CW has a contract with Vogue now that ALT is on, and they need more backing for their jumpsuit push.

• Tyra personally loves jumpsuits and wants everyone in America to wear them.

• Tyra thinks they're the best way to show off her newly slimmed-down bod.

• Tyra is a minion of the devil and wants us all to suffer for having to look at those style abominations.

• Does Tyra need a reason? Jumpsuits are fab!

• Tyra is actually an animatronic Bergdorf's mannequin and she needs to hide the seams between her body parts.

• Tyra recently got whacked in the head by Anna Wintour's rogue stiletto at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. She's clearly not thinking straight.