They say love is like riding a bike. I think it's more like: (Poll Closed)

Gladiatorial combat. 6% (5 votes)
Building box-girder bridges by mail. 7% (6 votes)
Juggling flaming chainsaws. 21% (19 votes)
A bike that will shred your nuts like confetti in the derailleur if you forget its birthday 29% (26 votes)
A bike that will julliene your wiener in the rat traps if it ever catches you riding another bike. 12% (11 votes)
The sound of one hand fapping. 26% (23 votes)

Total Votes: 90

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