Why in the world would you have allowed the gorilla to escape from our zoo!?! (poll 3211603)

Why in the world would you have allowed the gorilla to escape from our zoo!?!

He tricked me. He told me that if I opened his cage, he would give me a big hug, and I like hugs.

I lost a bet. If the Dolphins beat the Jets, he would stop complaining about food quality. If the Jets won, I would let him free.

I was drunk. Sorry about that.

Pre-emptive revenge. I heard that you were going to fire me anyway, so I acted while I still could.

He gave me the sad eyes and I couldn't resist.

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