Which is your favorite caption? (Poll Closed)

• “I thought I was going to sit next to Snoop Dawg WTF?” - Amy Dahl
  26%
  77 votes
   
• "Well, I'm a son of a SAILOR!" - Lorena Garmenn
  19%
  55 votes
   
• ”Yes I see her, and No, you may not sit at the back table with all of the other bitches” - Surfpirate
  27%
  78 votes
   
• "Belzer, please take your drunken 15-year old girlfriend home!" - Eric Schulte
  14%
  40 votes
   
• "Jimmy, we’d like to have a word with you about the air quality during your concerts. I am sure you have seen us before, we are on “Paw and Order.” - Derek
  14%
  41 votes