What's The Best Possible Outcome for ISU? (poll 3344216)

What's The Best Possible Outcome for ISU?

Jaime Pollard will roundhouse kick Dan Beebe in the face, instantly earning him the title "the Chuck Norris of athletic directors". ISU then becomes a shot caller in the new Big XII conference.

ISU actually does join the CFL. Troy Davis is a free agent and signs with ISU. He rushes for 4,000 yards and parlays that success into a sponsorship as a spokes person for hooked on phonics.

ISU and KU create the "Big II" conference. they play 16 times in order to determine who gets the automatic bid to the tourney. Jealous of not being invited, Baylor starts its own "Big I" conference.

Conference expansion turns out to be publicity stunt put on by Chip Brown of Orangebloods.com. Chip cites his hatred of the World Cup getting attention as the reason.

ISU invests the entire 2011-12 athletic budget into Powerball tickets hoping for a sweet payout while we still have tax-exempt status. After winning, ISU blows it all on hookers and coke.

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