CARTOON CAPTION (horse swimming) (Poll Closed)

• Person: Horse Faster! Horse: Stop pulling on the bit and I will! - by: Nat2
  10%
   
• Horse: You call this Cross Country!? Person: No, this is what they supposedly call a Trail Ride. - by: AALR
  10%
   
• Rider: Come on, pony! Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..lalala..ooh a fish! Horse: Yeah, yeah Im going. Nobody could feed me enough carrots to swim wearing THIS guy on my back!-by allyalli0
  17%
   
• horse: So what do I get after this hard work? human: hmm. Nothing. Now go faster! horse: aww. that's just messed up. - by: victoriacampbell
  7%
   
• Person:Hurry up! Horse:I'm going as fast as possible with you on my back,I feel like I'm going to hit the bottom! - by: Owlcityfan99
  7%
   
• Man: Is it just me or is the water getting warmer? Horse: You deserve it after eating all those beans and making me swim across the Atlantic Ocean! - by: HorseGirlCourt2
  4%
   
• Horse: I just got a hoof-petti! Person: Same here! Now come on boy! This water isn't that deep. Horse (mutters): Fine, but if my hoof-peti gets chipped, your getting bucked...... - by: ajaxsluver101
  13%
   
• Pony: "But.....you said......if I went in the water...that it'd turn into carrots! YOU LIED!!!" Person: "Hey, I gotta do what I gotta do. What is wrong with the water?" Pony: "It's water." by:Britnie
  10%
   
• Human: CMON! Theres already a horse out of the water!! Horse:*Gasping* But-but that horse has a better figure then me! Human: Ya, bet he doesnt eat 10 bales of hay in the trailer! by: Misspippy
  21%
   
• Rider: We're behind! SWIM! Horse: I'm a horse! I can't swim! Rider: Well you're in water so you might as well! Horse: Alright already! Grain-brain! Rider: I heard that! - by: Faylem
  1%