What should I do with my face? (inb4 plastic surgery)

• Twirly mustache, no other facial hair

• Twirly mustache, sideburns (ridiculous ones)

• Twirly mustache, sideburns (not so ridiculous)

• Twirly mustache, beard

• Regular mustache, nothing more

• Regular mustache plus goat chin, (not full goatee) also known as "the pirate"

• Full-on beard

• Neckbeard.. (eugh!)

• Goatee of some sort.

• The "Lemmy"

• Just sideburns (ridiculous ones)

• Just sideburns (not so ridiculous)

• Goatee sans mustache

• The "chinaman" mustache

• Five o'clock shadow type thing

• Clean shave

• Other: