How did you celebrate being American on the 4th of July?

• BBQ with burgers, hot dogs, a red-and-white checkered picnic blanket, and FIREWORKS!

• Dressing up in a white wig and britches, then wandering around Independence Hall in Philadelphia making nostalgic comments about the 1770's to passersby

• Traveling to London and stabbing anybody in a red coat with a bayonet

• Traveling to Boston and throwing crates of tea off of any boat docked in the harbor

• Going through every book in the British National Library and crossing out every "u" in the words color, valor, neighbor, labor, honor, flavor, rumor, and glamor

• Getting plastered and trying to sing the Star Spangled Banner three times fast