CC79: Which replacement dialog is the funniest?

• When I said “I’d like a hot dog to go”, I didn’t mean like THIS!

  

• That’s the last time I buy a hot dog at Churchill Downs!

  

• Stand back! I can’t control my weiner!

  

• My pony has a first name, its O-S-C-A-R…

  

• Oscar Mayer has a way Of recombining DNA

  

• This is easily the third strangest thing to happen to me today.

  

• You could get anywhere with a weener big enough.

  

• …I’m the man YOUR man could smell like. New odors of ‘Old Spice’. I’m on a sausage.

  

• I like fast food as much as the next person, but THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

  

• I really hope this doesn’t end up on the internet…