TrueHoop wants your help picking a good nickname for the Heat's trio.

266 Comments

  • oo - 14 years ago

    South Beast.

  • cameron sparks - 14 years ago

    definately The Miami Thrice. The choices above are VERY cheesy

  • Not A Hater - 14 years ago

    "L.C.D. system" or "The 3 Wise Men" ---- ive ALWAYS thought why dont guys take less money to be on a winning team-u have way more fun playing when u win and it also gets u more exposure during the regular season on TNT and ESPN n then u can go further in the playoffs n maybe even get some championship rings which in turn makes u more money in the long run [they get paid extra in the playoffs]--plus all these things get u endorsement deals which means what people? oh yeah...MORE MONEY! --- so i cant hate on this plan like all u other idiots

  • Trevor M - 14 years ago

    The Miami Threeage

  • ce - 14 years ago

    i likr trio five. here are my thoughts. "3 6 1 mafia" or "Run DLC"

  • - SYN B. - 14 years ago

    The "Trio Five"

  • - SYN B - 14 years ago

    "Miami Thrice"
    OR For The Whole Team Can Be Called:
    The Miami "SUPERNOVA"
    OR "Trio Five" (305) Miami Area Code.

  • maximus - 14 years ago

    The Nazgul (aka ring wraiths) from LTR. 3mighty kings who become consumed with the ring they eventually become so dark self absorbed that's all they care about and will do anything to get it.

  • zak - 14 years ago

    LeTraitor, D-Wish, and ugly

  • M - 14 years ago

    LeWade Bosh

    DeBron Bosh?

  • Rhett Trahan - 14 years ago

    Evolution is here they finally realize the it's a business not just a game

  • abraham - 14 years ago

    hahahahahahaha!
    ok guys i know having ANY 1 of these beasts play for ur team would make you very wet and it is unfair for us to stack em all three in ours just to destroy your courts for years to come!!

    we're sooooo sorry.but we do thrive off ur hate and jealousy,it feels like wer back in the UM days down here and cant get enough of it!!!

    Please dont ever stop being haters:D, 305.

  • Jim - 14 years ago

    1. Team Trinity
    2. Miami Thrice

  • patman - 14 years ago

    I Like "Bad Boys 3" nickname

  • Lazerus - 14 years ago

    I think Lebron and his new cronies are going to be so obsessed with the party scene and glory of playing in Miami where the heat is on that little beknowest to them they are going to forget about training for basketball. No one is really talking about the fact that chemistry could be a real issue. When the big three assembled in Boston they were later in their careers and willing to sacrifice personal glory to win a championship. Are these three?

  • Dan - 14 years ago

    Three penguins and the crowns they rode in on!

  • Eric - 14 years ago

    Just Us League
    Lebron = Superman
    Wade = Batman
    Bosh = Aquaman

  • Eric - 14 years ago

    Just Us League

  • Vin - 14 years ago

    TRI-GEDY!

  • Drew - 14 years ago

    the three HEATED monster

  • sleepaholic - 14 years ago

    Sorry, was thinking LSD!!

  • sleepaholic - 14 years ago

    Sorry, was thinking LSD!!

  • sleepaholic - 14 years ago

    How about L-C-D?

    Two meanings of course, eg. LCD was trippin' last night...LCD was pretty bad last night...a little LCD cures all of the Heat's problems...
    LCD was picture perfect....LCD was a little fuzzy, need to clear things up...

  • Nando - 14 years ago

    The 3 FAGGOTS!!

  • Smacklab - 14 years ago

    Like the 3 egos...

    Im going with 3gos...

    3=E backwards... Kinda dumb... Kinda works tho...

  • Rob - 14 years ago

    Haha...

    "Triple Penetration," because they aren't very good outside shooters, so they'll be doing a lot of driving. LeBron is the best from three, with a Career 33% mark. Good thing we got Miller, L2MS.

    I like "Combo Number 3," too, but "Triple Penetration" is by far the best, IMO.

  • IVAN - 14 years ago

    MIAMI 316

    MIAMI ROYALE

  • ivan - 14 years ago

    royal flash

    F-1-K ---FLASH, ONE (CB), KING

  • holllaa - 14 years ago

    AHHAHAHA somebody said the THREEmadonnas. i think thats better than the three um egos

  • Sebastian - 14 years ago

    I vote "Stopwatch"! having three of the top six free throws attempeted shooters in the league, these games might not be as exciting as some people think!

  • elan72 - 14 years ago

    TRIAPOCALYPSE

  • kobi - 14 years ago

    3-Heat-Combo

    Imagine: Bosh blocked a shot, collar the defensive rebound and then sent an outlet pass to James. James run down the floor and threw the ball to Wade at the baseline for an alley hoop dunk! Three Heat Combo!! :)

  • elan72 - 14 years ago

    Three Men And A Ball

  • dan - 14 years ago

    wow! a lot of votes in the poll - all 1897 Heat fans. :D

    Oh, by the way, I hope "Super Friends" win.. the lamest NBA nickname ever.. hahaha...

    "Super Friends"? can't you think of anything lamer than that? heh!

  • kobi - 14 years ago

    3 Heat Combo

  • Roger - 14 years ago

    The Three AmEGOS! HAHA that's fantastic!

  • Love2BHated - 14 years ago

    I love how quick Cavs fans pulled LeBron's dick out of their mouths. You might wanna put some sunscreen on your chins now that his balls aren't on them anymore. I know they haven't seen the sun in 7 years. As for all of the bandwagon talk, who the hell cheered for the Cavs before LeBron? Next to no one. You guys sound like a bunch of stalkers who's ex-girlfriend started dating a new guy. If he is such a horrible person and player then why are you so upset that he's gone? He did what he had to do because he knows what everyone outside of Cleveland knows, Cleveland sucks. The last winner you guys had was Rick "The Wild Thing" Vaughn and he's a fictional character. BoooooooooooHoooooooooo.

    P.S. Can't wait for the clever "your gay" comebacks from all the Cavs fans.

    3 Live Crew is by far the best name.

  • sexpot - 14 years ago

    Threesome!

  • joe - 14 years ago

    3 guys 1 butt

  • ron - 14 years ago

    The Vegas Faves

  • shaq - 14 years ago

    The Most Overly Hyped Team Ever
    The MOHTE

  • Matt Freindlich - 14 years ago

    Hands down the best name is the TROPICAL TRIO!

  • jude - 14 years ago

    The Dwyanettes

  • Matt - 14 years ago

    What a bunch of babies! Keep burning those $100 jerseys Cleveland! That will really show him! HAHAHA! All you've done is proven to LeBron that you were never really there to support him as a person, just as the guy who gave your franchise the best 7 seasons they've ever had! LeBron played his heart out for your shitty little town and now all you'll be able to do is sit and watch your lame team lose game after game while Miami is exploding with win after win.

  • nick - 14 years ago

    "NWO" hahah

  • nick - 14 years ago

    1. Miami thrice !
    2. 3 Kings

  • dave v - 14 years ago

    Stop pumping up these guys egos. It's Three Umegos

  • fredo - 14 years ago

    Generation Twitter
    The Twitter Gen

    Man, we should call McMahon for this stuff... :)

  • ronron - 14 years ago

    The Heat Larry O'Brien Express for the Elderly

  • ronron - 14 years ago

    361 Senior Express

  • Alex - 14 years ago

    The Nazgul

    Riley's Angels

    The Triple Alliance

  • ronron - 14 years ago

    The Two Kings and I

  • Tracetroop - 14 years ago

    How is "NWO" not an option?

  • Vic - 14 years ago

    Easy, LCD (Lebron, Chris and Dwayne)

  • Suresh - 14 years ago

    Last December, Bollywood came out with a popular film called "Three Idiots." They should have waited six more months...

  • b - 14 years ago

    3-On-5

  • b - 14 years ago

    The Third Person

  • Celtics Fan - 14 years ago

    I like the negativity! I kind of like this one: 1 ring, 0 rings, and 11 playoff games in 7 years. It's a little long, but I think it could catch on.

  • Brad - 14 years ago

    Triami Vice

    98 Degrees

    Destiny's Child

    The Supremes

    Spice Boys

    Trike Patrol

    3 Streetcars Named Desire

    BMB - Bron's Mama's Boys

    Lebron Rouge!

    Slash 'N Burn

    Gloria Does Miami or DP in GJ

    3PO (Three-Pee-Oh)

    Poseidon's Trident

  • yes - 14 years ago

    LOL LOL LOL I CAN BELIEVE THE DEGREE OF ALL THESE HATERZ. HATERATION IS RUNNING SCARED, STOP YOUR HATING AND YOUR NAME CALLING GO GRAB THE SPOOL OF YARN AND START KNITTING OR ADD SOMETHING TO YOUR SCRAPBOOK!!! YA'LL WEAK BROKE DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES SHOULD PUT YOUR SKIRTS ON AND KNOW YOUR ROLL... STOP HATING, GO LOOK FOR YOUR DADDIES THEY IN MIAMI. HEAT OWNS YA'LL....GO HEAT!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brandon - 14 years ago

    sorry, just Bron 316

  • Brandon - 14 years ago

    how about Bron 3:1-6

  • Bob - 14 years ago

    LeBron-ge Trois or Menage Bron

    but 3 live crew is great.

  • GP - 14 years ago

    Coup de Trois

  • aaltemari - 14 years ago

    The Royal Family

  • bridger - 14 years ago

    MIAMI TRICE

  • Dan - 14 years ago

    Another vote for The Nazgul

  • LeQuit - 14 years ago

    The 3 Queens? or Bron&Bosh ridin the wade

  • Kyle Dauberman - 14 years ago

    how about "the matrix trilogy" haha.... and then if they do win rings together they can become "the lord of the rings" haha

  • Kyle Dauberman - 14 years ago

    361 Degrees of Heat.... Short Version can be 361 Degrees.... Obviously refers with their numbers

  • Paul - 14 years ago

    Two stars and a guy

  • djafropiq - 14 years ago

    How about 3 live crew.. pretty clever

  • bjb - 14 years ago

    As a local, I would argue that Miami is best known for Miami Vice and Scarface...

    "say hello to my little friends" or "tony and the montanas"

    "sonny crockett and the pastels" ha.

    "crockett, tubbs, and castillo"

    the three flamingos.

    Or, no one seems to have mentioned the local zip code: the 305. i'm sure someone can work with that.

  • jeff - 14 years ago

    its interesting how in both cleveland and toronto, these guys who were held in such high regard are now considered not only traitors, but just plain bad people. they all knew where they were going from the jump. thank you chris bosh for treating the loyal raptors fans like they weren't supporting you for first 7 yrs. Enough time for you to finally grow into that giraffe like neck of yours. side note.. how many rings can you fit on that thing.. if the nba doesn't work out i know a tribe that needs someone with a neck with that type of caliber

  • MJ - 14 years ago

    benedict arnolds crew

  • mr - 14 years ago

    The Miami Threet (rhymes with heat)

  • dustin - 14 years ago

    The South Beach Talents

  • Ian Levy - 14 years ago

    This is from a Bill Simmons mailbag and a little bit nerd heavy but I love it.

    "The Nazgul

    The Nazgul were the characters in "Lord of the Rings" that were former kings who turned into demons that were constantly chasing the ring. It completely consumed them and robbed them of their humanity. I think this sums up the situation in Miami."

  • mark - 14 years ago

    3 UM, Egos, best one. But since this is done by an ESPN writer, I doubt it will get the nod.

    Also, those listed at the top by publisher, omg, those are terrible. "Superfriends" Are you kidding me??

  • Mike - 14 years ago

    "Three UM, Egos" is great, you will see signs in many arena's bearing that name. Someone should buy that domain!

  • Wes - 14 years ago

    Can't type..that would be TRIARCHY

  • Wes - 14 years ago

    How 'bout The Triachy.." a country governed by three rulers"

  • Jared - 14 years ago

    Superfriends is good because Bosh would be like Aquaman- fairly useless next to Superman and Batman.

    The 3 Amigos is good because hey, bienvenidos a Miami.

  • Jeff Trepagnier - 14 years ago

    The Faggy Threesome

    The Three Dicks of Miami

    Tripple Penetration

  • GoldsteinGoneWild - 14 years ago

    The nickname needs to capture how weak Bosh is relative to the other 2. They'll prop up his stats when they're up by 20 but he'll never contribute in clutch moments.

  • Sukmuhcawk - 14 years ago

    Keep on hating guys, keep on hating.

    lol @ all the sandy pussies

  • alex - 14 years ago

    The Nazgul

    The Nazgul were the characters in "Lord of the Rings" that were former kings who turned into demons that were constantly chasing the ONE RING. It completely consumed them and robbed them of their humanity. Sound like Lebron/Wade/Bosh to me.

  • nwx1233 - 14 years ago

    3-6-1 Mafia (after the famous hip hop group and their new numbers)

  • Martin Catterick - 14 years ago

    3 degrees

  • Brandon T. - 14 years ago

    Someone mentioned the Ringwraiths once. I thought that I was great. As an original thought.... the Three Basketeers?

  • asimov - 14 years ago

    The Gods Themselves

  • Shumway - 14 years ago

    connected to music I would give them a nickname after a songtitle:

    Too Many Puppies

    is the first, which comes in my mind considering
    a) the age of the threee stars
    b) the quality of the rosterfiller on the bench, so the nickname could also fit for the whole franchise right now.
    c) a real classic rock-introduction song before every game on other courts than miami’s

  • jesus - 14 years ago

    3Amegos

  • pepster - 14 years ago

    Miami Dream

  • Virginia - 14 years ago

    To those of you suggesting Miami Thrice: "Thrice" means "three times." Does "Miami three times" make sense?

  • Arik - 14 years ago

    Miami Globetrotters

  • tony N's brain - 14 years ago

    you forgot 3 guys and 1 cup, the cup being the nice soft turds they call ESPN that they feed from.

  • Jake - 14 years ago

    The First Triumvirate

  • Tony N - 14 years ago

    O'Rileys Belt
    The High Flying Orion of South Beach
    The 3 6 1 Triple Play
    Flash, Dash and Smash
    The Awed Squad,

    The Threenoms (Phenom),

    Showtime of South Beach

    The Team of Extraordinary Gentleman

    The Super Friends

    The Scheme Team

    The Supreme Team

    The Pipedream Team

    Run DLC

    The Golden Guys

    The Three ME Egos

    The South Beach Triumvirate

    O'Rileys Belt

    Triple Trouble

    Two and a Half Men

    Championship Inc
    3 Souls, 1 Goal
    The Spread Sheet
    The Swish of SouthBeach
    Swish Squad
    The Jumpmen

  • Tony N - 14 years ago

    O'Rileys Belt
    The High Flying Orion of South Beach
    The 3 6 1 Triple Play
    Flash, Dash and Smash
    The Awed Squad,

    The Threenoms (Phenom),

    Showtime of South Beach

    The Team of Extraordinary Gentleman

    The Super Friends

    The Scheme Team

    The Supreme Team

    The Pipedream Team

    Run DLC

    The Golden Guys

    The Three ME Egos

    The South Beach Triumvirate

    O'Rileys Belt

    Triple Trouble

    Two and a Half Men

    Championship Inc
    3 Souls, 1 Goal
    The Spread Sheet
    The Swish of SouthBeach
    Swish Squad
    The Jumpmen

Leave a Comment

0/4000 chars


Submit Comment