What do you expect from Apple's iPhone 4 press conference?

• iPhone 4 recall for fancy new coating to be applied

• iPhone 4 swap out for iPhone 4.1

• iPhone 4 extended return policy

• Free bumpers for everyone

• Free duct-tape for everyone

• Mea culpa and promise of another software fix

• Explanation of why Apple is right and Interwebs are WRONG!

• Verizon iPhone

• Other (see comments)