Top Ten Catholic Pick-Up Lines
"You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes"
"My Guardian Angel thinks you are cute"
"God said 'It is not good for man to be alone', so how about joining me for a coffee?"
"I didn't believe in predestination till I met you"
"Hi, I'm starting a Parish Directory - what's your name and number?" (It helps if you have a clipboard with you at the time)
"Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?" (A classic Solomon pick-up)
"I lost my rosary, can I hold your hand and use your fingers?" (If she says she has to go, tell her you only need them for a decade or two)
"Is that a new perfume or is that the odor of sanctity?"
"Ah, so you’re what happened to my missing rib..."
"God was just showing off when he made you"
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