What should the caption be to go with the photo of Buffy? (poll 3563636)

What should the caption be to go with the photo of Buffy?

Yeah yeah...I know the drill. Right to remain silent...blah, blah, blah

Do you mind? I'm working on my tan

What?? I didn't do it, you can't prove it. I wanna speak to my lawyer.

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