Which is your favourite joke?
Tim Vine: "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."
David Gibson (as Ray Green): "I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone."
Emo Philips: "I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them."
Jack Whitehall: "I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought' - I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid."
Gary Delaney: "As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."
John Bishop: "Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day."
Bo Burnham: "What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
Gary Delaney: "Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."
Robert White: "For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates - empty."
Gareth Richards: "Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food, or if you can't be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub."
Emo Phillips: ''I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.''
Sara Pascoe: ''Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.''
Gyles Brandreth: ''I've got nothing against lesbians. I mean, that's the point isn't it?''
Sean Hughes: ''You know city-centre beat officers... Well are they police who rap?''
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