When does Paula's concoction go beyond all reason?

• It's basically over when she starts with cheesecake as the main ingredient.

• When she rolls it in a wonton wrapper.

• When she deep-fries it.

• When she bathes it in powdered sugar.

• When she covers it in chocolate syrup.

• When she covers it in strawberry syrup.

• When she adds more powdered sugar.

• When she tops it with whipped cream.

• When she adds the mint leaf to, you know, make it a little more classy.

• Why not just roll it up in a tortilla and fry it again?