ROUND 2012: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON VS. SARAH PALIN
One thing I've learned: Don't ever tell a voter to change party affiliation.
I never knew who Sarah Palin was.
Then someone gifted me with her best-selling tome and I went rogue.
Before Sarah Palin there was Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I loved the way she exclaimed "Absolutely!"
When interviewed for her autobiographical masterpiece,
Copies of which I bought for giveaways.
I voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton in the primary.
Kith and kin voted for Barack Hussein Obama (Hmm, hmm, hmm).
There's a lot of drama within our familial and familiar circles.
United in our diversity,
We were divided and subdivided
By political fortunes as well as misfortunes.
The immediate members of our family were Republicans.
I was the lone Democrat.
When Barack Hussein Obama (Hmm, hmm, hmm)
Materialized, they declared themselves Independent.
My vote was all set for Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Journolists hillaried her for his audacity of hope
A la Rev. Wright g_ddamning America.
As far as I know, had it been a Republican primary,
Hillary could have grabbed the nomination.
In fact she reached the highest ceiling of popular votes.
The day she conceded I died a certain death.
From the chrysalis of my grief
I zoomed into a stigmatized Republican.
The rest of kith and kin switched party affiliation.
The rest of kith and kin turned Democrats.
It's the fault of George W. Bush, they said.
No, I countered, it's the fault of Botox Pelosi and Dirty Harry
And the rigging of the caucuses by the ACORN and their upstart leftwingers.
(What? Me, worry? Let centrist Bill, Ferraro, Feinstein and Carville eat their hearts out!)
Stop whining, they hushed me.
The hope-for messiah has come.
We are the change we are waiting for.
Frankly, up to this point in time,
Mother does not really give a damn.
Trust me. Not one in our family is named Scarlett.
Or Vivian. My nephew Clark
Left the house in response to a 2:30 a.m. call.
He never bothered to come home. No, he wasn't
Drafted for the Joe Who?-Bite-Me? kind of surge. He just disappeared.
Must have been the fault of George W. Bush.
Have you lost your job yet?
It's the fault of George W. Bush.
Is the economy akin to Bo palling with the Black Panthers?
It's the fault of George W. Bush.
O tempora! O mores!
It's the fault of George W. Bush.
Or of Dick Cheeney and his daughter Lynn.
Or of Karl Rove and his addictive column at The Wall Street Journal.
Or of Sarah Palin. Or of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Or of Ann Coulter. Or of Pat Buchanan.
Or of Limbaugh or of Ingraham or of Beck.
Or of Newt Gingrich. Or of Contract with America Updated.
Where has Donald Rumsfeld gone?
Has Holder indicted him yet for the killing of Saddam Hussein?
You betcha! We've got to move on:
HRH Princess Caroline and her clones of women's libbers
Are inclined to endorse neither Hilllary Rodham Clinton nor Sarah. Palin.
Umm, in American Camelot, you know,
Ladies First. Umm, once they're through, you know,
They can wait, um, on their, umm, menfolk, you know.
Get out and vote. Get out and vote. Get out and vote.
Every election is a celebration of freedom.
Every vote is sacred.
Every ballot is secret..
Vote whom you wish to vote.
Vote for Angle. Vote for Reid.
Vote for Fiorina. Vote for "Call me Senator" Boxer.
Celebrate freedom. Celebrate life. Vote.
You don't need a teleprompter to vote..
On November 2, get out and vote.
God bless America.
America, bless God..
ROUND 2012: HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON VS. SARAH PALIN
One thing I've learned: Don't ever tell a voter to change party affiliation.
I never knew who Sarah Palin was.
Then someone gifted me with her best-selling tome and I went rogue.
Before Sarah Palin there was Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I loved the way she exclaimed "Absolutely!"
When interviewed for her autobiographical masterpiece,
Copies of which I bought for giveaways.
I voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton in the primary.
Kith and kin voted for Barack Hussein Obama (Hmm, hmm, hmm).
There's a lot of drama within our familial and familiar circles.
United in our diversity,
We were divided and subdivided
By political fortunes as well as misfortunes.
The immediate members of our family were Republicans.
I was the lone Democrat.
When Barack Hussein Obama (Hmm, hmm, hmm)
Materialized, they declared themselves Independent.
My vote was all set for Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Journolists hillaried her for his audacity of hope
A la Rev. Wright g_ddamning America.
As far as I know, had it been a Republican primary,
Hillary could have grabbed the nomination.
In fact she reached the highest ceiling of popular votes.
The day she conceded I died a certain death.
From the chrysalis of my grief
I zoomed into a stigmatized Republican.
The rest of kith and kin switched party affiliation.
The rest of kith and kin turned Democrats.
It's the fault of George W. Bush, they said.
No, I countered, it's the fault of Botox Pelosi and Dirty Harry
And the rigging of the caucuses by the ACORN and their upstart leftwingers.
(What? Me, worry? Let centrist Bill, Ferraro, Feinstein and Carville eat their hearts out!)
Stop whining, they hushed me.
The hope-for messiah has come.
We are the change we are waiting for.
Frankly, up to this point in time,
Mother does not really give a damn.
Trust me. Not one in our family is named Scarlett.
Or Vivian. My nephew Clark
Left the house in response to a 2:30 a.m. call.
He never bothered to come home. No, he wasn't
Drafted for the Joe Who?-Bite-Me? kind of surge. He just disappeared.
Must have been the fault of George W. Bush.
Have you lost your job yet?
It's the fault of George W. Bush.
Is the economy akin to Bo palling with the Black Panthers?
It's the fault of George W. Bush.
O tempora! O mores!
It's the fault of George W. Bush.
Or of Dick Cheeney and his daughter Lynn.
Or of Karl Rove and his addictive column at The Wall Street Journal.
Or of Sarah Palin. Or of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Or of Ann Coulter. Or of Pat Buchanan.
Or of Limbaugh or of Ingraham or of Beck.
Or of Newt Gingrich. Or of Contract with America Updated.
Where has Donald Rumsfeld gone?
Has Holder indicted him yet for the killing of Saddam Hussein?
You betcha! We've got to move on:
HRH Princess Caroline and her clones of women's libbers
Are inclined to endorse neither Hilllary Rodham Clinton nor Sarah. Palin.
Umm, in American Camelot, you know,
Ladies First. Umm, once they're through, you know,
They can wait, um, on their, umm, menfolk, you know.
Get out and vote. Get out and vote. Get out and vote.
Every election is a celebration of freedom.
Every vote is sacred.
Every ballot is secret..
Vote whom you wish to vote.
Vote for Angle. Vote for Reid.
Vote for Fiorina. Vote for "Call me Senator" Boxer.
Celebrate freedom. Celebrate life. Vote.
You don't need a teleprompter to vote..
On November 2, get out and vote.
God bless America.
America, bless God..