Top Catholic Pick-Up Lines (11-20)
Hi, I need someone to do a Novena with (That’s nine dates guaranteed)
Wow, that black ash smudge on your forehead, vaguely resembling a cross, really brings out the tones in your skin (this pick-up line is pretty much limited to Ash Wednesday)
Do you need help carrying your missal? It looks heavy.
Thumbing a rosary: “How ‘bout hanging out with me for a few decades?
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper (Works best at chastity conferences)
In the dark void of this world, could you be my luminous mystery?
May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
You are like the book of Revelation. You've got me all confused
Are you St. Anthony? Because I think you just found my heart.
That halo matches your eyes perfectly.
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