Instead of watching the next Nicolas Cage action film, I would rather: (poll 4111319)

Instead of watching the next Nicolas Cage action film, I would rather:

What do you mean "instead of"? I already have advance tickets to whatever it is we're talking about! Cage/Travolta 2012!

Use an ancient scroll to slowly saw away at my aorta

Leprosy

Helmet of bees

Sit through the director's cut of the latest in the "American Pie" franchise

Drink my way through a grocery cart of Wild Irish Rose and 5 O'Clock

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