Have You Ever Used Food During Sex?
NO - Food belongs in your mouth. And besides, I hear putting bread down your pants can cause a yeast infection.
NO - Although I did once put my cock-amole on some guy's face-adilla!
NO - My sex life and kitchen are already messy enough without the extra ketchup.
NO - But I do like flavored lubes (or at least ones that don't taste like petrochemicals).
YES - But just a little whip cream, choco-sauce, or syrup to make the dong, pits, and salad bar taste better.
YES - Give me an ice cube, a beer, or some bar snacks and I'll play you like an arcade game.
YES - I've been fucked by a good share of the produce section.
YES - I never have sex without a condiment. Food and sex are like peanut butter and jelly—they belong together!
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