For Christmahannukwanzakah, I want (poll 4257825)

For Christmahannukwanzakah, I want

A generous Xanax prescription and some extremely good wine. Mazel tov!

My office building to mysteriously explode (while no one is in it, of course)

To win the lottery and then do a huge Slater when I resign from this nest of vipers

A 2-week vacation to somewhere that absolutely has no interwebs or cell phone connection

A life not owned by sociopathic hamster brains

Hope

To have the crazy partner I work for JUST ONCE recognize that skipping a funeral so I can bill more hours is just not right

Every i-gadget I don't already have, to impress everyone at work. Since apparently my legal acumen isn't doing the job.

A honking huge new TV with all the bells and whistles, so I can better collapse in front of it for 10 minutes before I pass out from exhaustion.

A new career that gets me as far away from law as possible while not actually starving

World peace

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