Which of the following is most likely to occur on Australia Day? (poll 4421567)

Which of the following is most likely to occur on Australia Day?

The bogan will organise a collection for the floods. Then drunkenly take the proceeds to the bottle-o when the Coronas run out.

The bogan will prove its patriotism by using an Australian flag to mop up a beer spill.

A perspective-based photograph of a flag-caped bogan flying over a national landmark will be taken

Some cunt will get glassed for putting a vegetarian sausage on the barbecue, and not telling a bogan which one was which

The bogan will accurately predict the winner of JJJ’s Hottest 100, as it and all of its friends voted for it.

A spike in poorly executed Sam Kekovich impersonations.

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