My definition of cheating...

• It's only cheating if you have sex with the other person. Nothing else counts.

• Kissing is cheating, it's so intimate.

• Kissing is only cheating if there are feelings involved. It doesn't count if you were just drunk and kissed someone randomly.

• If you have feelings for somebody else, it's cheating even if you don't have physical contact. It's the feelings that count.

• Cheating, shmeating, who cares? The more the merrier.