As for my own track record...

• I have never, ever cheated on any girlfriend, not once, ever. I am the picture of fidelity.

• I only had to make that mistake once. Wow. Never again.

• I've had my slips here and there, but they were all pretty minor and I'm a lot more mature now...

• I have a problem, I admit it. I just can't seem to keep it in my pants.

• I don't even pretend, I just tell 'em all flat out: I'm not a one woman woman. I've got a lot of love to share with ALL the ladies.