Have I Broken Any Commandments This Week?
Have I made the "We're not worthy" bowing gesture at my mate who can belch all five vowels in one go?
Have I used the phrase "sweet muddera God"?
Did I drink less on Sunday than on other days?
Did I listen to my folks talk rubbish and think "seriously, I bet I'm adopted"?
Did I eat meat (it's murder, man)?
Did I "do it" even though I'm not married, bearing in mind that solitary, soapy showers count?
Did I download music without paying for it?
Did I really answer that last question honestly?
Did I call the lady next door a MILF?
Did I stare at our neighbour's Saab and wonder why we drive such a heap of crap?
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