Dud of the Week?

• Tiger Woods (former best player in the world had to withdraw from The Players Championship with a bum knee. Beating the record of Jack Nicklaus? Woods couldn't beat Jack Nicholson right now.)

• Eric Torpy (prisoner in Oklahoma who asked judge to increase his 30-year sentence by 3 years because he's a Larry Bird fan [No. 33]. Good thing he wasn't Warren Sapp [No. 99] fan.)

• Jorge Posada (Aging Yankees star pulls himself out of the lineup against Red Sox because he did not want to bat 9th. Here's an idea: If you don't want to hit 9th then hit better than .165)

• LeBron James (goes 5-of-15 from the floor as his Heat are destroyed by Bulls in Game 1 of Eastern Conference Finals. King looked more like Luol Deng's pawn.)

• David Toms (nails 18-foot birdie putt on final hole of regulation of The Players Championship, then misses easy 3-footer on 1st playoff hole to lose to K.J. Choi.)