How Would/Did You Get Revenge On Your Ex?
HIDE HIS KEYS/WALLET/PHONE - It's immature, but it totally works.
STEAL HIS FAVORITE BELONGINGS - You've always has your eye on that red shirt of his.
SIGN HIM UP FOR JUNK MAIL - Do you like SPAM? You're gonna learn to like it, bitch.
SPREAD VICIOUS RUMORS - "I'm not saying he did have STDs, but I'm not saying he didn't either."
POST PERSONAL STORIES ONLINE - Bad breath? Gambling addiction? Disappointing penis size? No story is too low.
PUBLISH HIS SEX PHOTOS - He took them for me, so I can do whatever I want with them, RIGHT?
DESTROY HIS PROPERTY - If I can't have that 16th century Ming vase, NO ONE CAN!
SELL HIS PETS - Buttercup the pony will like her new home... in the GLUE FACTORY!
CALL HIS FRIENDS & RELATIVES - They'd love to hear about what a horrible person he is.
SEND HIM MY NEWLY MADE SEX TAPE - Here's what you're missing! I miss you... please call!
STALK HIM - Everyone wants to be wanted... even if it involves a long-distance telephoto lens.
MAKE PHYSICAL THREATS - No, they're not threats—they're promises.
ATTACK HIM - I tried to be nice, but now I have to resort to throwing poo.
DESTROY HIM - He used to be my ex, but now he is my NEMESIS.
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