How Bad Is What Anthony Weiner Did?
DOWNRIGHT EVIL - Burn the witch!!!
HORRIBLY CORRUPT - Flashing your junk while married on the taxpayer dime?!! What is this, the Clinton Administration??!
SHAMEFULLY SLEAZY - I expect my elected representatives to be dirty and depraved in more financially irresponsible ways.
STUPIDLY FOOLISH - Who sends pictures of their penis using Twitter? Hello? Use Flickr next time.
DISHONESTLY DUMB - Who would hack your Twitter account just to tweet your penis, ya liar?
NEEDLESSLY DISTRACTING - Weiner has diverted our attention from laughing at the Republican Presidential candidates.
PREDICTABLY HORNY - Wait a second? Men with money and power like SEDUCING SINGLE WOMEN?!!
FORGIVABLY LAME - The real tragedy is that he didn't even have sex with any of those women.
SUGGESTIVELY SEDUCTIVE - I'd like to handle his case right after I'm done handling his freshly-shorn balls.
INTOLERABLY HOT - His only crime is not being in my mouth this very moment.
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