I've never been caught but my cousin got caught in the act during thanksgiving...disasterbating lol. Love the show can you play 'Freaks & Geeks' by Childish Gambino in the intro or outro on the feedback show for my 18th birthday tomorrow? That would be awesome.
Aaron - 13 years ago
I never got caught but my little brothers tried to pin the crime on me. These cats had a Black Cheerleaders 12 or something like that and stashed it in the Lady and the Tramp tape case with the rest of the Disney Movies in the living room. My Moms finds it and immediately blames me because at the time my middle brother was probably 12 or so. My mom has a pretty good sense of humor when it comes to sex so I was like "Ma, I stash my porn where you can't find it!" She laughed and kept the tape. SMH
My cousin who stayed with us had porn under his mattress. I would Rambo crawl into his bedroom and steal it. I would wait until nightfall and get done. One day, he asked if anyone had seen his school book that he kept under his mattress. My mom asked him why he kept a school book under his mattress, and the room got silent. He said it was because the pages were wrinkled. I never said a thing. I snuck the magazine back into his room and put it under the mattress, and he was caught a week later by my mom when she did a surprise room porn inspection.
Max - 13 years ago
i was 5, i didn't know
mom: is that porn
me: whats porn
I've never been caught but my cousin got caught in the act during thanksgiving...disasterbating lol. Love the show can you play 'Freaks & Geeks' by Childish Gambino in the intro or outro on the feedback show for my 18th birthday tomorrow? That would be awesome.
I never got caught but my little brothers tried to pin the crime on me. These cats had a Black Cheerleaders 12 or something like that and stashed it in the Lady and the Tramp tape case with the rest of the Disney Movies in the living room. My Moms finds it and immediately blames me because at the time my middle brother was probably 12 or so. My mom has a pretty good sense of humor when it comes to sex so I was like "Ma, I stash my porn where you can't find it!" She laughed and kept the tape. SMH
My cousin who stayed with us had porn under his mattress. I would Rambo crawl into his bedroom and steal it. I would wait until nightfall and get done. One day, he asked if anyone had seen his school book that he kept under his mattress. My mom asked him why he kept a school book under his mattress, and the room got silent. He said it was because the pages were wrinkled. I never said a thing. I snuck the magazine back into his room and put it under the mattress, and he was caught a week later by my mom when she did a surprise room porn inspection.
i was 5, i didn't know
mom: is that porn
me: whats porn