Which new nickname for Dustin Pedroia do you like best? (poll 5250989)

Which new nickname for Dustin Pedroia do you like best?

Dirt-Puppy

The Furious Hamster

The Bearded Chihuahua

Male-Pattern Badness

Five and a Half Feet of Fury

Other (I'll comment or tweet it to @NESNNation)

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