What Should His Lordship Say Is In His Pocket? (Poll Closed)

• His throbbing erection.
  45%
  22 votes
   
• His pistol.
  16%
  8 votes
   
• A Bust of Queen Victoria.
  27%
  13 votes
   
• Nothing, it is just a trick of the light.
  6%
  3 votes
   
• Other
  6%
  3 votes