I need that devils party imagine all the coke and strippers that aint make it to college!
Mudslinger - 13 years ago
I would choose God's party because I have a sneaking suspicion that: 1) every social deviant will be at the devils party because they want to "do them"; and 2) the devil's party will always end in some form of rape. If you like fools who shoot up the party to get it crackin, that's the bowl party you don't want to miss. Devil = Ultimate Ratchetness
max .G - 13 years ago
dude god's, 71 virgins and 1 slut to teach them the ropes
PRAISE ALLAH!
Michael Breedlove - 13 years ago
Assuming it exists, I'm probably going to hell anyways & it will be my only option
DH - 13 years ago
The Devil only has his Superbowl party to get new customers.
After you become a customer he treats you like shit just like most companies that offer new customers bomb deals and the older customers get poor service.
Enjoy the party.
Now burn bitch.
Tatum - 13 years ago
I say stop at God's , Mingle & say hi to everyone. Leave at the halftime show & go to the Devils for the last 2 quaters.
trojanscooter - 13 years ago
Whichever one has the hottest chicks is the one will most likely attend.
I say the Devil's superbowl party. Because I don't want to be self conscious about drinking, and God seems like that dude who'd ask you how many beers and/or chicken wings you've had. "Is that your fifteenth chicken wing? Are you aware of how we feel about gluttony here?" Plus at God's superbowl party, there'd be a collection plate passed around during commercials, and until everyone put in, we'd have to wait to see the game.
Tabitha aka solglo - 13 years ago
I say God's super bowl party would be better because of the food and drink. Fattened calves, manna and the choicest of wines would be served. Cups running over errywhere and everyone would be fine driving drunk back home because the BiG Man will grant you traveling mercies. Satan on the other hand would tell you he's having a super bowl party but it would turn out to be a round up picking up negroes on warrants and late child support payments.
I will go with God's party. He changed water to wine so I am sure he wont have a problem changing soda to beer...
I need that devils party imagine all the coke and strippers that aint make it to college!
I would choose God's party because I have a sneaking suspicion that: 1) every social deviant will be at the devils party because they want to "do them"; and 2) the devil's party will always end in some form of rape. If you like fools who shoot up the party to get it crackin, that's the bowl party you don't want to miss. Devil = Ultimate Ratchetness
dude god's, 71 virgins and 1 slut to teach them the ropes
PRAISE ALLAH!
Assuming it exists, I'm probably going to hell anyways & it will be my only option
The Devil only has his Superbowl party to get new customers.
After you become a customer he treats you like shit just like most companies that offer new customers bomb deals and the older customers get poor service.
Enjoy the party.
Now burn bitch.
I say stop at God's , Mingle & say hi to everyone. Leave at the halftime show & go to the Devils for the last 2 quaters.
Whichever one has the hottest chicks is the one will most likely attend.
This poll has so much potential.
I say the Devil's superbowl party. Because I don't want to be self conscious about drinking, and God seems like that dude who'd ask you how many beers and/or chicken wings you've had. "Is that your fifteenth chicken wing? Are you aware of how we feel about gluttony here?" Plus at God's superbowl party, there'd be a collection plate passed around during commercials, and until everyone put in, we'd have to wait to see the game.
I say God's super bowl party would be better because of the food and drink. Fattened calves, manna and the choicest of wines would be served. Cups running over errywhere and everyone would be fine driving drunk back home because the BiG Man will grant you traveling mercies. Satan on the other hand would tell you he's having a super bowl party but it would turn out to be a round up picking up negroes on warrants and late child support payments.