Would it make you happy if Madfoot713 chopped his penis off?
You'd be amazed how little of my happiness is determined by the state of Madfoot713's genitals.
I don't think it would. But there's only one way to know for sure.
That seems a little extreme just to make me happy. Maybe he could buy me an ice cream instead.
Madfoot713 shouldn't cut off his penis, but he might consider cutting off his internet connection.
Actually, by an amazing coincidence, I am only able to be happy so long as Madfoot713 remains firmly attached to his weiner. (Secret transmitter penis implants, mad scientist -- the usual story.)
It might make me happy once, but what will Madfoot713 do when I want to be made happy a second time?
The very fact that this poll exists is proof positive that Amp, and by extension all feminists, hate men.
Wait, "Alas" has polls now?
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