As comments have been on the light side, a poll is offered as an easy feedback method for the shy. What do you think of the hypothesis presented here?

• Why does this part of this site remind me of a particular brand of Sophomoric Humor popular on local TV in South Bend, Ind., from the late 60s to the 80s?

• Click this one to get the CIA, FBI, NSA and Ft. Eustis MPs to start monitoring your online activities and Zipcar usage habits

• Very good

• Intriguing

• This has motivated me to 1., follow your research on ResearchGate.net (under Ottmar Mergenthaler IV), and 2., spurred me on to read all I can find on parapsychology, medical technology and patents

• I thought of this idea back in March of 1975 and you will hear from my (emotional) Injury Attorneys shortly

• I've started on meditation, voluntary near-death experiences, Hare Krishna chanting and holding my breath until I become a Smurf

• Just wrong

• Very bad

• To help the economic recovery AND reform politics, I would willingly pay a reinstated Poll Tax (in the South)

• As good as any sequel to "The Men Who Stare At Goats" could be

• Dosen't phase me in the least

• I can't believe you plopped this out for all to see, including the Commies, the Taliban, the KGB, the Militant Wing of the Tea Party and the Stasi

• Sign me up to get "hooked up" once the technology works... I want to "separate the wheat from the chaff" in What's Out There

• This is certainly one way to get President Obama's attention to make the "Now, go make me do it!" get funding

• I am waiting for the Holy See to sign off on this first (or at least for an Imprimatur from Bishop Sheen)

• Can you rephrase the question please?

• If this is so singular, why wasn't it thunk up before?

• Just nuts

• How can one expect for something like this to be taken seriously with a poll with answers like this?

• A Danish plot from where something is rotten besides pastries and old Victor Borge jokes

• If this is serious science, I would hate to see bad humor

• Over my head

• This has got to be a put-on