What's creating earthquakes in Oklahoma?
I think it was me. I had a gay dream last night, and God must be angry.
There is a mysterious magnetic pull underneath the greater Oklahoma City area that attracts tornadoes and earthquakes.
Fracking. Look it up.
It was the combination of all those toilets flushing (Thanksgiving, college football) and all those shoppers starting their cars to head for the malls on Black Friday.
Somehow this has got to be attributable to illegal immigrants.
If you do the numerology correctly, it amounts to 45. Can we blame Herman Cain?
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