Why Are Vans the Best?

• For traveling around and solving mysteries with your talking dog.

• 'Cause sometimes they serve ice-cream.

• Backup option to homelessness.

• I would answer this poll, but there's an unmarked van outside, and I think they're spying on me.

• Lots of room... to stretch out... and stuff.

• Because Vans are totally, completely, absolutely NOT for creepers.

• They make me feel like Mr. T from "The A-Team". I pity the fool that doesn't like vans!

• I'll tell you in the comments, because none of these answers adequately expresses my extreme love for vans.

• Road trippin' (lots of room for friends and deranged hitchhikers).