Who is Rand's 'Cross Nemesis

• Pat Briggs. Briggs doesn't even bother racing 'cross because he'd out-pirate Yarra, push a bigger SS gear than Rainier, and break Hillier's bright spirit with one scoff. And he's just better than Rand

• Derek Yarra. He can grow facial hair that rivals Rand's best attempt at a mullet, and can also bunnyhop while simultaneously texting all of Rand's female friends.

• Rainier Schaefer. Not only is he cooler than Rand, but he's also faster and far more of a man.

• Keith Hillier. His heart beats faster than Rand's neurons fire, he can actually handle a bicycle, and he's far more suave.